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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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