We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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