This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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