He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
