WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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