OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
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I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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