Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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