Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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