Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i dont even know how to be here
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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