Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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