im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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