Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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