I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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