he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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