what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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