What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My vagina just clenched in fear
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