But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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