What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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