your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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