Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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