So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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