where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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