Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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