idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
