Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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