margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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