I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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