I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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