so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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