just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
