I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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