my mouth tastes like poor choices
i think i have herpe
just one?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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