i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
They left me at home... I'm a liability
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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