My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
