He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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