maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Vodka?
Forever.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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