I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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