he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
there's paper in my vomit.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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