i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There r osticjed everywhere
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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