she looked like the before picture.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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