I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
