do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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