Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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