is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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