pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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