Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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