Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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