how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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