Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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