I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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