So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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