so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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