i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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