Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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