Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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