question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm sobbing to NWA
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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