My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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